I cannot imagine myself in a world where I have to pull down my pants in order to whip my dick out just to take a leak. The urinal/public bathroom experience would be exponentially more awkward or even leave you more vulnerable to RAPE.
The solution is so simple in retrospect, create a trapdoor for you to whip your wiener out that becomes resealable thereafter. The world has been improved 100 fold since this creation as the rate of unwanted sodomy has decreased. Good times for all.
The multiple variants are responsible for this ideas success:
The zipper fly that is used primarily for pants
The velcro fly that is usually found on snowpants
The 1-2 button fly most commonly found on boxer shorts/boxer briefs.
The full button up fly for those who have had negative experiences with zippers
The overlap fly or the "brief" way
There truly is something for everyone.
No matter what your preference there is something out there that allows you to rock a piss without leaving yourself vulnerable to inclement weather conditions (cold), full on exposing yourself in public, and protecting yourself from some recreating an episode of HBO's OZ. Also, you can get a blowjob without pulling down your pants, can you say convenience?
I encourage everyone to rock out with their cock out to truly appreciate how far society has come.
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