Teflon

This marvelous polymer has two practical purposes that allow me to give a boner inspired salute to Roy Plunkett. Polytetrafluoroethene, a name that flows beautifully off the tongue like semen from a porn stars mouth.

First off, i fuckin' love my teflon frying pan. I don't know what i would do without it, probably resort to some barbaric stainless steel pan or some other piece of shit.
This pan allows me to use less oils while cooking, which will limit my lipid intake which will mean i am healthier. Long term, teflon frying pan will EXTEND MY LIFE.
Not to mention it is easier to clean than blood off a dashboard.

Second off, teflon tape is a must for any self proclaimed handy man, such as myself. I use it on my paintball stuff, but i can also use it for plumbing. Multipurpose tape to stop leaks of the fluid or pneumatic type. Let the good times roll.

I salute you teflon, your nonstick properties have improved life for trillions of people.